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One day, my friend Jim decided that he was hungry, so he came across the magical frozen lake to visit me. Having just killed the family sheep, mutton was coming out of my ears. "Jim," I said, "if you dance a jig for me, I will supply you with enough mutton to last you a year." Jim immediately started dancing, but since his rhythm was sub-par, I only gave him one round of mutton, and sent him on his merry way.
I'm submitting this to the creative quarterly contest. Wish me luck!